Monarchs Behaving Badly

6 04 2024

Unruly by David Mitchell

In UNRULY, David Mitchell explores how England’s monarchs, while acting as feared rulers firmly guiding their subjects’ destinies, were in reality a bunch of lucky sods who were mostly as silly and weird in real life as they appear today in their portraits.

Taking us right back to King Arthur (spoiler: he didn’t exist), David tells the founding story of post-Roman England right up to the reign of Elizabeth I (spoiler: she dies). It’s a tale of narcissists, inadequate self-control, excessive beheadings, middle-management insurrection, uncivil wars, and at least one total Cnut, as the population evolved from having their crops nicked by the thug with the largest armed gang to bowing and paying taxes to a divinely anointed king.

How this happened, who it happened to and why it matters in modern Britain are all questions David answers with brilliance, wit and the full erudition of a man who once studied history – and won’t let it off the hook for the mess it’s made.

A funny book about a serious subject, UNRULY is for anyone who has ever wondered how we got here – and who is to blame.

A surprising offering this perhaps from top media funny person David Mitchell. It is though very good indeed and a really entertaining read. It’s the kind of history book that really does make history much more interesting than you might have thought it could be and Mitchell’s distinctive voice shines through here meaning that it is never dull. Highly recommended (and thank you H for getting it for me for Christmas).

Rating: 4 out of 5.